The first thing I thought of when I saw this was when Vinny Chase went and shot that martial arts style Chinese energy drink commercial with that hot little Chinese dime. Times were tough for Vinny boy and even though it hurt the ego a little, he filmed the energy drink commercial and cashed in on some nice coin amongst some other very nice perks while doing so.
I miss Entourage.
Anyway, I’m sure Tyson had no problemo convincing himself to pitch this Polish Black Energy sh*t. None. I mean, the man is running on fumes and will basically do anything right now for a few bucks… but I’m sure he’s still proud as a mofo…
“Polarks, I’m coming for you. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your Children and drink your Black Energy. All f*cking day long, you little b*tches! Praise be to Allah! I’m in trouble a lot because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. Most people don’t like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself. Be like me bitches. Drink your Black Energy. Praise be to Allah!”
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