Probably The BEST Logo & Nickname Of A Baseball Team That DOES NOT Exist (PHOTO)

Posted June 18th, 2012 by


I feel I am pretty creative (and NUTS!), so I decided to enter this contest with Awesome Sports Logos. You come up with some witty sports teams names and the winner gets 1K plus their shirt idea printed.

I had some good ideas like the Chicago Tommy Guns and the Las Vegas One Armed Bandits, but I was edged out by this genius.

Middleton Fingers….BRILLIANT!

Hats off the winner, but I am secretly giving you the MIDDLE finger behind my back.

No HARD feelings!

For the Jets’ Antonio Cromartie Father’s Day Is Like Christmas In June (MEME)

Posted June 18th, 2012 by

Antonio Cromartie of the New York Jets cleans up every Father’s Day. It’s like Christmas in June especially when you have TWELVE children (10 plus two in the oven). Maybe his kids should buy him CONDOMS before he goes BROKE and they are stuck eating Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.

This video is SO 2010.

OUCH: The Cubs Aren’t Good At Baseball & Their Fans Aren’t Good At Singing (VIDEO)

Posted June 18th, 2012 by

When it rains it pours for Chicago Cubs fans.  Their beloved Cubbies are in LAST place with one of the WORST records in baseball.

To add INSULT to INJURY, the White Sox play baseball better (in FIRST place) and their fans CAN HOLD a note.

Harry Caray is rolling in the grave.

What’s Worse Than Your Team Losing The Stanley Cup? Getting ABUSED By Your Co-Workers After (VIDEO)

Posted June 18th, 2012 by

Nothing is WORSE than losing the Stanley Cup Finals, well except getting ABUSED by your co-workers when you get back from vacation (or your team getting taken over by the NHL).

This POOR Devils fan walked into a buzz saw entering this L.A. Kings shrine that was formerly his cubicle.

This is AWESOME on SO MANY LEVELS….but the soundtrack they chose adds the cherry to the top of his SUNDAE OF PAIN.

Reason #666 why HOCKEY is the BEST sport on Earth.

Chuck’s Two Cents: Mike Tyson Implores All Polarks…”Drink Your Black Energy B*tches!”

Posted June 18th, 2012 by

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was when Vinny Chase went and shot that martial arts style Chinese energy drink commercial with that hot little Chinese dime. Times were tough for Vinny boy and even though it hurt the ego a little, he filmed the energy drink commercial and cashed in on some nice coin amongst some other very nice perks while doing so.

I miss Entourage.

Anyway, I’m sure Tyson had no problemo convincing himself to pitch this Polish Black Energy sh*t. None. I mean, the man is running on fumes and will basically do anything right now for a few bucks… but I’m sure he’s still proud as a mofo…

“Polarks, I’m coming for you. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your Children and drink your Black Energy. All f*cking day long, you little b*tches! Praise be to Allah!  I’m in trouble a lot because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. Most people don’t like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself. Be like me bitches. Drink your Black Energy. Praise be to Allah!”



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